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Dec 07

Chuck Norris Approved Man Gifts

chuck-norrisAt gift giving times there appears to be a lot of confusion as to what men would like. Let’s get to it… Men like toys! No matter what some say, we don’t want underwear, socks, dress shirts or ties!  We figure that we’re going to get clothes at some point anyway!  So why waste a great gift with giving socks, ties, underwear, etc…when you could be giving the gift of toys!  That’s right toys – awesome man toys. Let’s have a look at just a few suggestions: knives, axes, Yeti coolers, power tools, truck accessories, camo, game cameras, drones, scopes, cars, Weber grills, rods and reels, fishing lures, lifetime hunting license, BIG outdoor meat smokers, outdoor cooking stuff, motorcycles – fast ones – no Harley’s, tires, rims, anything from Harbor Freight, cool stuff to trick out our rides, get it?  No clothes! Well, some clothes, but only if Chuck Norris would wear it.

I think the website mancrates.com says it best…

“We believe men deserve better gifts. Gifts that stir a primal craze of chest bumps and cheers, not polite half-smiles. We believe gifts should be just as exciting to give as they are to receive; the gifts of water cooler legend. We are Man Crates, and we do awesome gifts for men.”

So when given an opportunity to give a man a gift, don’t squander the opportunity to give an awesome toy that will become water cooler legend. Don’t settle for that gift that only creates a polite half smile. Give something that is the catalyst for a mosh pit of chest bumps and cheers!

Just my thoughts and your mileage may vary!

This post is Chuck Norris approved.